Toiletoctopus? Who on Earth would use that as their user name on Epinions.com? I have received this question so many times, and I don't think there's anything wrong with my sanity...yet. I have my lovely wife to thank for that, as she has been the inspiration for many of my better ideas. A few years ago, I decided to buy her a stuffed animal octopus while at the National Aquarium. I thought she would like it, as it was beautiful-orange with yellow spots, and huge protruding eyes. It seemed like a no-brainer romantic gift, and I figured she would be very appreciative.
I came home to bring her this wonderful gift, and her reaction shocked me. She said, "I don't like it." I was disappointed, and bordering on being devastated. It would have been smart to have brought her home a dozen roses, but here I was with this stupid octopus. Finally, after what seemed to be more than the usual moment of silence, she looked at me with a stern look that could raise the Titanic. "Where did you get this, from the toilet?" I busted out laughing, and it made for a funny afternoon. While she has still not totally warmed up to the stuffed animal octopus somewhere in a plastic bag downstairs, it has come up from time to time.
So what does a guy named Mike, with the user name Toiletoctopus enjoy? Other than spending time on Epinions and browsing the web,(perhaps the greatest invention ever)I enjoy outdoor activities. If I didn't have to work for a living , I would spend almost everyday hunting and fishing. My retirement plan is such, but it will have to wait. I also like spending time camping, biking, white water rafting, downhill skiing, and hiking with my sometimes loyal Chinese Sharpei.(If I have food she's by my side, if not she's in her doggie bed or elsewhere)
Mike
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You Are a Conservative Democrat
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Frankly, the way most other Democrats behave embarasses you greatly.
You pride yourself on a high level of morals, and you have a good grasp on right and wrong.
It's likely you think America needs to get back to its conservative, Juedo-Christian values.
Why aren't you a Republican then? Because you believe the goverment helps more than hurts.
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Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
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You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid!
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You Belong in the USA
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Sweet!
People either love you or hate you
And you really don't care what anyone thinks
Big and bold, you do things your way
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Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking
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You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.
You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.
You should major in:
Philosophy
Music
Theology
Art
History
Foreign language
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create your own visited country map
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